Do you order pizza and eat just the crust too?

As a Padres fan:

You know what’s stupid? Running 26.2 fucking miles.

Fuck, Dwyane Wade looks like the before guy in one of those old Enzyte commercials

Methinks thou doth protest too much. Yes, she has always been a hack, but she just won the PULITZER PRIZE FOR COMMENTARY. I mean, take a look at this list of articles: http://www.pulitzer.org/winners/peggy-noonan. She should be mocked hourly, let alone every other day.

Yes. It is sad and pathetic to make fun of the columnist who lobbied for the Iraq War, who regurgitates every dogwhistle of conservative politics with an incongruous “Norman Rockwell by way of Park Avenue” drawl, who personifies the word bloviating, and who is saying in this article that we should be kinder to a…

Put it in the wash; only time the White Sox will have a couple of good rotation turns this year.

Chicago White Sox home-game announcers Jason Benetti and Steve Stone are one of the better tandems in the game right now

Before everyone does what they’re going to do and FREAKS OUT, let’s try to come to some compromise.

If you’ve ever seen Ken Burns’ “baseball,” one of the best parts is near the very beginning.
Robert Creamer, who is like 75 during the interview, talks about why he loves baseball and says two simple words. “It’s fun.” He doesn’t think there’s anything metaphysical about it.
His eyes go wide and this cynical old writer…

We’ll always have this...

Just doing his part to speed up the pace of games. On a side note, close the stance a bit, shorten up the swing, and stop trying to hit a home run every time. Oh and don’t pull your head, start your swing earlier and just quit already.

I think that’s code for “I have no principles and so I’m hedging my bets.”

Forcing him to play for the Knicks would probably be the harsher punishment.

Missing free-throws, taking drugs. He’s just like me.

Really? Okay.. it’s on! I haven’t been there in 25 years. But.. I’ll try one.

I met a traveller from an antique land