Tune back in next season, in the desperate hope that... they don’t do exactly the same thing for the fourth time in a row?

37?!?

So, what you’re saying is that...someone should have but this baby in a corner.

That’s how a non-spoiler review should be done. Kudos on the excellent writing of this article. I’m now amped to 11 about seeing this movie and still have no idea what I’m walking into, a rarity in our age of rampant spoilers.

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

It’s interesting Clover saw it this way, because I always saw the inclusion of Alyssa’s girlfriend in the last scene as a very clear indication that Alyssa and Holden are over. They could have really loved each other, but he was a giant manbaby about her past and she doesn’t trust him to *ever* get over it, so yeah.…

I thought it was more about “all kinds of people are secretly unhappy/domestic violence happens in all kinds of households, even rich white ones” and also “women gotta be there for each other, stop holding each other to impossible standards and stop tearing each other down” 

Ah yes. I love that movie too.

The only thing bad in Jupiter Ascending is Jupiter imo. I thought that character should have being a lot more active. It felt like she was just being carried along by the story all the time.

I am no longer embarrassed by it, but “A Knight’s Tale”
It has aged like wine

I’ll throw a couple in the ring.

I would rather we just get rid of the bull, too, and stop trying to lionize the cult of economic growth in lieu of economic happiness.

What about something like Cards Against Humanity? Gotta get ready for the constant party infighting somehow.

as trite and cliche as it may sound, don’t give up if that’s something you want! everyone is lovable.

Ok I admit. Even though I’m not too keen on the animation style, this looks fun. Tennant is a great choice for Scrooge but I stand by my opinion that Patrick Warburton would have been a much better choice for Launchpad.

I love this song/album even though the whole thing could easily be construed as a Lonely Island parody.

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

It’s about fucking time, media. They are partly responsible for this shit show and should be apologizing to the American people everyday.