All jokes aside Gwendoline Christie would make a great She-ra

I look forward to next week when the remaining Starks come together to form Westerosi Voltron to defeat Dany.*

“Bitch please, you’ve been to space.”

I was one of the unrepentent nerds in the 90s, buying the gold embossed, die cut, smellovision X-Men Super Annual #1 with exclusive trading cards limited editions. I rode my bike to the comic store every weekend after mowing lawns to plunk down my money. The first time I saw Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons I shouted…

“Avengers...Assemble”

“That IS America’s ass.”

Chris Pratt sullies the legacy of Andy Dwyer and dishonors the service of Burt Macklin.

I don’t know where things go from here, but I do know that the inevitable ripped-from-the-headlines episode of Law & Order SVU about this is gonna be LIT.

WHATEVA!!

If she has to pay damages, I’m ready to contribute to the fund.

Whew. Glad I got one viewing in before it went unavailable.

This was probably the moment I realised I was watching something a bit special.

“It’s your scarf”

So basically “The guy who has most definitely skipped leg day. And probably has scurvy.”

yeah, the primary symptom is heart burn, not loss of appetite or weight loss.

Yeah, hiatial hernias happen most commonly in the elderly and in obese people. And to my knowledge aren’t typically known to cause weight loss. Sounds more like anorexia nervosa.

i think he is using it as a cover for his eating disorder. i feel terrible for him.

have at least two very undead giants

You’re reading an article that might spoiI movies coming out a year from now, but you’re angry that they gave a minor spoiler for a movie that came out last week?