Oh god ILY.

i had an aneurysm when Huckabee complained that we don’t cure diseases any more.

I said this over on the Gizmodo article, which is just slightly below Gawker Prime in attracting right wing crackheads, and will say it again here. Ben Carson needs to have his medical license stripped. he is a lying pandering jackass using fear to advance a political agenda, which is his right. But he then loses the…

Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo.

The correct response to Garden State:

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

I’m going to Orkney in a month, and just between you and me, I am looking to get LAID. And look at some Neolithic architecture. But mostly: LAID. My body is ready.

They’re called “Retirment Plan Elmo” and “401K Elmo”.

Why does this need to be private? I wish that I had known that it was so common when I miscarried, saying that we should wait or that it’s private or shouldn’t be talked about it why so many people end up blindsided when it happens.

Right. You’d have hoped 5 years later she’d have better things to do than jump on Katy Perry’s astoundingly illiterate tweet, but that hope would be in vain.

Camilla Belle couldn’t have said it better??? I get that she supports Katy and the sentiments but really? I can imagine Yoda saying it better. Or Yogi Berra. Or Mrs Malaprop.

I am pleasantly surprised by the active verbs in this apology.

Ed Sheeran just pooped his pants a little.

That's a decent, to the point apology.

My thoughts on these people.

+1000 for the perfect Hermione gif.

ACCIO BONERZZZZZ: Neville Longbottom (Matthew Lewis) just popped his top off for you

I saw this photo yesterday and thought “How nice, they’re back together.”

Lol that’s fair. And I haven’t seen it yet since it hasn’t come out here yet, but maybe the movie will convince me!