“Ha, ha, ha... I can’t believe the woman I fully intended to betray my wife with was my wife all along!”
Ah remember back in the day when the only time you could get caught cheating is if you and your old lady liked Pina Coladas?
It would be interesting to pinpoint the exact cultural moment at which scenes like this started being perceived by a significant percentage of consumers of American pop culture as creepy as fuck. Even now, I’m pretty sure *most* viewers who still watch network television would chuckle mindlessly at the scenario and…
I beg to differ.
while i am far from believing that every rom-com is good (and i know because i’ve seen Because I Said So...twice), i do think that at least some of the reason we all think “rom-coms suck” is because they are traditionally considered “chick flicks”?
Holy shit, it’s THAT Wheaton Plaza. No wonder my parents were always iffy about me going there.
As a person who loves language I’m annoyed she used the word “diss” for “this”. We have heard her speak. We know she doesn’t speak like that naturally so there is a linguistic fettishization going on as well. Also, Amandla Stenberg is so articulate and smart and everything that the Kardashian/Jenner family isn’t.…
FUCKING AMANDLA STENBERG FOR PRESIDENT OF EVERYTHING
#AfricanAnteaterDance.
I would imagine that after licking Kris Jenner’s neck your tongue would taste of fake tanner and regret.
Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).
"Wow, how trashy is Nicki!? Getting knocked up by a dude you're having relationship troubles with and to whom you are not married? Girls these days. Should have practiced abstinence!" - Bristol Palin
You’ll know if your food is not right after the first bite. It’s cold, it’s burnt, it’s over-cooked, it’s under-cooked, whatever. I need to know right away if it’s ok so I can make it ok if it’s not. It also makes the other people in your party uncomfortable for them to be eating while you sit there with a bad plate…