How about tea bags shaped like little pirate ships that float in your mug. Call it ArrMaie Teas, then Gweneth Paltrow will convince all the fancy ladies to buy them.

I think Guy Fieri already did this one ;)

I humbly submit:

About the Et-ing zoo — it's been done. (Or should I say it will be done? Or will have been done?): the Restaurant at the End of the Universe in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Be sure to set your Time Turbines, or you'll be late.

Nap Thyme - comfort food with optional plush bedding for an after-dinner snooze

Waffle Apartment Exactly like a regular Waffle House, but the kitchen is also the dining room and everything is covered in cat hair.

I was just coming here to say that his attacks have got to be deeply insulting to those people living with aspergers. Thanks for beating me to it :

Usually it's nothing like mental retardation, or at least, Aspergers definitely isn't (don't know as much about the other forms), and it's Aspergers we're talking about here so... Though I do appreciate to see someone with enough brains to know that it isn't a mental illness, so I'll just assume the first part was a…

All they diagnosed him with is Aspergers, which is not a mental illness and definitely doesn't cause ANYTHING like what he did. Would you mind just going away? As a fellow Aspie, I can't read anything else claiming it was because of his "mental illness". Kindly fuck off.

I'll bet that there are more guys that are attracted to you than you give credit for. Even when I was dating I'd see 100 girls a week I was attracted to but had no reason to talk to them and never approached for fear of looking like some creeper.

AND that only focuses on the initial part; what about getting dumped? Getting cheated on? There are so many ways to feel/be rejected, it's really ridiculous to think it only happens to one gender.

The answer is: "Yes". These PUAHaters only consider "dime pieces." Other women, women they might even fall in love with or love them back, simply don't exist.

One thing I've noticed in heterosexual situations:

"feeling like no one attracted to you and people think you're a creep sucks."

Maybe create some alternate ones they can use

The descriptions are killing me.

Everyone must read the review about the guy who takes his kid to a basketball game and has to use the public restroom:

After reading "That stench was from me, 7 years ago," I now feel compelled to read all of these until I can't breathe. Thank you!!!