No. No maggots. Ever. That is fish bait & bird food. Fuck that noise. Sideways.

I am deeply alarmed. Could you please reassure me whether or not the pythons are farm raised? Free range?

Oh MY GOD! I LOVE THAT STUFF. A atrocity. Diabetes in a box. I swear, who do I have to kill to get rid of my multiple food allergies ( grain, rice, corn, sugar, chocolate, nuts ) in order to find this and order enough to last until my ( premature ) death by diabetes? Id die happy, I swear.

I... I have that cereal sitting on my table right now.

I have been waiting for quite a while to bust this one out but:

When I was a kid among several siblings, I was the only one who liked Whoppers. Well, me and my grandma. So sometimes she would get "us kids" some candy, a box of something random whatever was on sale, and one box of Whoppers, and she'd act like she forgot that everyone else hated them and say "Oh, no one else likes…

I'm really comfortable with this list actually; well done. But fuck those Buncha Crunch bullshits right off.

Completely lost my shit when I got to Raisinettes. Fuck off is right. Raisins are literally "shriveled fruit from a few months ago." If you found a grape on the kitchen floor that had been sitting there for like months, would you eat it?! No. It doesn't matter if you cover that shit in chocolate, you are still eating…

Were you doubly happy because of the children's tears? Because I hear that's what makes candy extra delicious.

Omg, I was already laughing at something unrelated when this page loaded and then I saw your comment and snort laughed all over my keyboard.

I was going to say something about your placements for Butterfinger and Skittles. I saw Nerds were #1 so fuck the rest of this list. You got #1 right so I'm cool with that.

YOUR FACE IS GROSS SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

This comment has made this entire exchange worth the British/Canadian hate it is inspiring. You are my FAVOURITE.

SOURRY I FOURGOUT TOU SPELL THINGS COURRECTLY, I WILL AVOUID THAT ERROUR GOUING FOURWARD.

I love Hot Tamales, Lemonheads, Whoppers and licorice-flavored things, so this list is clearly the worst. But then I also love everything in your top ten (except for Goobers and Buncha Crunch, but only because I haven't had them), so this list is clearly the best. I don't know what to do with my feelings now. I will…

We know Americans don't apologize.

DON'T FORGET TO SPELL "SORRY" WITH AN EXTRA U. THAT IS HOW WE ROLL IN BRITISH CANADA.

There are no words for how much I love this comment.

I AM FROM BRITISH CANADA AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHY MY CANDIES ARE NOT REPRESENTED.

PLEASE WRITE ME AN EXTENSIVE LETTER OF APOLOGY DETAILING THE REASONS FOR THIS LACK OF CONSIDERATION. I WOULD PREFER YOU DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME, AS THIS IS CLEARLY A PERSONAL AFFRONT.

I don't care if "fneh" isn't a real word. I'm never going to get tired of that joke.