Me too, why are people messing it up? It is not hard. Stop messing up the guacamole. Just stop it. People.

It's good to be the King!

So with you here. I drove 35 minutes every week to this great taqueria when I lived in Houston. Siiiigh, I miss the guacamole, it was divine.

I have never liked it. But yo have still "messed" with me....GAAAAH

I was gone for a few weeks and got purged, that's what I get for leaving my throne! Kinja also purged the people I followed. siiiigh,

No truer words.

I fell asleep on the banks of a lake in Scotland and woke up to the sheer terror of an assault by two swans. It was an insane, well executed attack. My husband ran away shrieking. It was that moment I decided to leave him. So...thank you, dark avialae angels for that hellish deliverance.

Chickens murder their own kind. They are bullies. It is hard to drum up much empathy for animals that murder. Also they are delicious.

You do not.

Yeah, the texture is messed up.

I was on an internet detox for awhile. God, how I missed this. Thank you.

I am with you. I want one and I am just over a bout of food poisoning. I need an intervention STAT.

You are awesome, know that.

"this overgrown dive bar that calls itself a city"

Why Susan Miller, of course!

ilu

"If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole." -Raylan Givens

brobdingnagian...well played.