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Exactly this.

This is cool. I will make this for my tomato loving friends. I will not partake.

I love it since I never had the patience to figure out how to post a gif.

I came here to defend watermelon. Even before reading I knew you were going to shame watermelon. I adore the sweet ambrosia that is watermelon. Do not get me started on the colors of that amazing fruit, glorious. However, you nailed tomatoe, which is mostly unfinished and bitter. While not number one, you honored…

Absolutely.

Gaaaaaaah, that horrible mayonnaise and the plastic bread stuff. I have never understood how this is a popular place. Never evah.

Welllllll...YES, new best friend, it was. I even heated it. I am a rockstar!

NOOOOOO!

I was just thinking this. Also I would not find a dick pretzel vulgar or offensive. Damn it- now I have to go do two things...

Thank you just coming here to say that. The quality is the issue.

Great article...thoughtful and illuminating.

I am fine with that. Generally, I find it possible to turn around a bad dining experience. Sometimes just a little human interaction can perk up a dining experience. People have bad days. God, only knows what is happening in the kitchen.

ugh. Those people. I know them.

Terrible for you. I am sorry you had to endure that. Impressed you had the courage and resolved to create a better life for yourself. I think the younger generations do not see narcissism as a fault. It would be interesting to see the study broken down by age as traditional male/female roles are changing.

Sadly, this is true. It will be incredibly difficult, if not impossible.

Also worried about how prevalent this is. It's just awful.

Splitting can be ridiculous. I am the only friend that has worked as a server. Sometimes the big spenders just give me their slip so I can calculate tips properly. My parents also did this. That is always a good thing. However, I do have friends that would painstakingly calculate, debate and then under tip. This…

Yes and it is brilliant!

It always does!