Thank you a million times!!!!!

OMAHA? WOW! I would have never guessed.

Aaaaah Scotland. I did a private tour there of SCOTCH!!!!! It was divine. There were sporting clays, kilts and swans. Not all at the same time. I think. I will not say more. Good tip on the splash, I thank you. I remember the pitchers, but forgot the why. I usually have a water back, but that's because I am…

Now I can't eat it either. And I am kinda thanking you for that!

I drink blended scotch with water. Single malts neat. My lovely friend had me to dinner and proudly served me "my" cocktail...it was Balblair 11 year mixed with water on ice. Oh dear. I drank it and had him switch to neat. I do know philistines that mix single malts with water...this is just sport drinking to me.

He wanted your dog? Huh? Hacking? Looks like you dodged a bullet!

No truer test...

YES!

It's okay. I am 50. I feel younger and have more fun now than I did in my horrible 40's. I attribute that to the onset of dementia. Also it is the Age of IDGAF. Which is quite liberating. So chin(s) up!

This stuff makes me feel elderly.

Between this guy and the squirrel punters, I am about done. Senseless.

I sliced it like a terrine, heated it and served it to the boys. It was a bad mommy moment.

Yep. First thing that came to mind.

Here is my problem...I SEE YOU FRANCHISING...WHY ARENT WE ALL SCREAMING TOGETHER, NO ONE WINS FRANCHISING? Why is Hardees so tasty damnit or I would quit you?

I am fairly new so I have yet to experience all things kinja sucketh. Until we know I will be satisfied with the mystery. There is a wine called Menage A Trois. So it had to be as you read.

Your story resonates strongly with me. You defended yourself. You should have. Because of my height and freakish strength I work very hard to tame the lizard brain. Have only hit 2 people. One in self defense, last resort, so I could create an escape route. The other was my boxing coach, I misread his cue and…

E Trade Baby FOREVER!

Making babies look creepy is hard...and yet, they did.

Finally. Common Sense.

We will so do this. I mean it. I am 5'11 so make it 15 boxes.