No truer test...

YES!

It's okay. I am 50. I feel younger and have more fun now than I did in my horrible 40's. I attribute that to the onset of dementia. Also it is the Age of IDGAF. Which is quite liberating. So chin(s) up!

This stuff makes me feel elderly.

Between this guy and the squirrel punters, I am about done. Senseless.

I sliced it like a terrine, heated it and served it to the boys. It was a bad mommy moment.

Yep. First thing that came to mind.

Here is my problem...I SEE YOU FRANCHISING...WHY ARENT WE ALL SCREAMING TOGETHER, NO ONE WINS FRANCHISING? Why is Hardees so tasty damnit or I would quit you?

I am fairly new so I have yet to experience all things kinja sucketh. Until we know I will be satisfied with the mystery. There is a wine called Menage A Trois. So it had to be as you read.

Your story resonates strongly with me. You defended yourself. You should have. Because of my height and freakish strength I work very hard to tame the lizard brain. Have only hit 2 people. One in self defense, last resort, so I could create an escape route. The other was my boxing coach, I misread his cue and…

E Trade Baby FOREVER!

Making babies look creepy is hard...and yet, they did.

Finally. Common Sense.

We will so do this. I mean it. I am 5'11 so make it 15 boxes.

How did you learn this magical secret? Sounds pageanty. "Cajun Sparkles Upsets Honey Boo Boo In The Little Miss Boudin Pageant".

We are all just hamsters on a wheel my dear.

Damn. The fries. Must have. Get out of my head LolaBubble!

And...er... ummm... a "sanitary towel" is not a wet wipe, right? Earp.

Hmmmmm...Set up? Why 2 wipes? I probably wouldn't have even noticed as all fountain soda tastes like anti-microbial wet wipes to me. And all fast food plastic cups taste like grease or wax.

I thought so. My mother thought something bad had happened to my virginity and I had become cynical.