I think we have all the bases covered. Well done. : )

My entire family. Well done. We grew up fancy. In fancy places. I will never understand. Shudder.

Me too...inquiring minds.

Hahahaha! Brilliant. The fallout from my comment was epic. Lysing for days.

When I was 16 I embarrassed my mother at Galatoires by pronouncing the wine as "flaccid yet turgid".

Spent all day working up drink recipes with my partner. We riffed on pretension all day. I am too drunk to remember we said. I am pretty sure it wasn't as hysterical as "a miasma of inadequate conjugation" is to me right now. Because liquor goggles.

I commented on your first post before I read (in awe and wonder) your big post.

I call your Idaho and raise you Mississippi.

"the less official crime of "what the hell is wrong with you"

I have been on both sides and totally agree. And yes...CONTEXT.

Excellent idea!

That will do, Pink.

I will accept two, no more, no less, BCO pieces in compensation for my pain and suffering.

Well dammit. This is perfect. And I will share the hell out of it tonight.

Good to know...now I feel smug about my addiction. An awesome feeling!

I have had real Cajun Squirrel and it is just...no, never, not at all.

Great find...Hilarious!

Giant Bugles! I am all in! Even if I can't put them on my fingers.

Sorry this happened to you...shameful.

And now the Second Seal of the Apocalypse has been broken. Ugh. Slow it down people!