Where is Chris Pine singing “Spidey Bells (A Hero’s Lament)?” I need the full studio version!

...you know this edgelord thing of calling people you dont agree with NPCs gets confusing when there are also computer games involved..with,you know...actual NPCs..

I DO play FFXIV and I know it’s not a child.  It’s still 1) not funny and just a terrible joke/delivery/punchline overall and 2) the implication is weird.

NO ONE CARES THAT ITS NOT AN ACTUAL CHILD YOU WALNUT

You’ve said that plenty enough. Doesn’t make it any less friggin weird and uncomfortable she’s licking an adult stranger’s ass.

HEY GUYS! DID YOU LIKE VENOM!

My political evolution happened over time as I came to realize that I valued truth and reason over narrative and emotion.

To be fair, asking “Why would anyone choose to be a conservative?” is a VERY good question. 

White. It means white.

There were two Awkward Zombies this week. This was posted on Monday 3rd.

Where? There’s just more of your ads, Giz. No trailer. Yes, I turned off the copious ad- and popup-blockers I’m forced to use to make sites even remotely tolerable, readable, and load-able. Still no trailer. Just ads.

Counterpoint: my comics- and general-scifi-averse sister is completely hooked on the MCU now, which means that it’s succeeding in drawing in viewers outside hardcore comic fans. May not be your cup of tea, but that’s life. 

“can’t wait to see what new, non-superhero movies start coming out after this whole thing crashes and burns.”

you realize people are still making other movies, right?  

Oh stop. It’s not going to crash and burn. Stop dreaming about that and just go see movies you like instead of trying to pee on the parade of people who actually are looking forward to this. You sound like a douche.

But...that’s exactly what the comic books ARE.

“And it’s not just me.”

Iron Man 1 Tony would be looking in the mirror saying that.

Regardless of Schnatter’s affiliation with the company, are you really sure defending Papa John’s pizza is the hill you wanna die on?

It was a moment of weakness. They were running that “Entire Menu is 50% off if the Yankees score more than six runs in a single game” promotion.

Hawaiian pizza is amazing, even from Papa Johns, and I don’t want to hear any arguments about it.