Remember those halcyon, bygone pre-Internet days when your neighborhood tin foil hat-wearing, AR-15 masturbating conspiracy freaks were limited to the telephone and postal mail for trying to find like-minded insane fruitcakes states away? It used to be all you really had to worry about was a few people in each…

We’re gonna need a bigger shark.

I hate that this is almost becoming an example of a ‘rational’ police response, that they had him on his knees, guns drawn, but DIDN’T shoot him or try to take the camera from the observer on the scene.

Only thing that sadly fazes me about implementing this is...this is literally what all the alt-right uber-conservative crankjobs have been screaming was already happening—open medical aid and help to undocumented immigrants.

I’d be fine with it going back to Darrell Hammond. Hammond was always awesome as Clinton and his Trump is solid.

It’s because of her age and weight. Period. There’s simply no way a ‘hot’ girl in the same outfit would’ve offended any but the nastiest, dried-up old prune-biddy of a creature (and they tend to go hit MCL, not Golden Corral). While I know there are different conventions in different places, I live near a Golden…

I just started DoorDash delivering myself. Nice gig, little funky to work out the best flow for things. I dig it. But I can definitely see where being ignorant of how a restaurant layout works can bite you in the ass. At some Chipotle and similar locations, they have a shelf set near the front pickup counter where…

I get that he’s gonna put his foot in his mouth at times (that purty mouth)...but seriously? I follow the guy myself, and the examples you showed all sound pretty much on the right side of history here, and the couple you cite where he is a little problematic? He’s responded to those. He’s willing to learn. And he’s…

I’ve tried to think of him in terms of the sad scarred man-inner-child that will never, ever, EVER grow up from out the umbra of evil that truly was his father. I mean, he and his siblings were all clearly little more than walking carbon repositories for tax exemptions and loophole allowances as far as ole’ Fast…

“The violent spinning experienced by the poor woman was reportedly caused by air turbulence from the helicopter’s rotor,”

This has always been a big reason why—when I’ve courted the wild and wholly longshot-to-ridiculous-Powerball-odds fantasy of making a go for an SNL spot—I have held back in trying for the big ring. Aside from the production process of the show already (the writing, pitching, reading, rehearsing, prop-and-costuming,…

If I hadn’t long ago thought the anti-choice movement was hypocritically, ethically, morally and logically just full of so much horseshit, it was definitely sealed with the Terry Schiavo situation.

Yet another situation in which we should have much more explicit and spelled-out rules of order regarding these kinds of things (...he said, knowing that even with rules the current regime would stonewall, obstruct, drag feet or just flat out say ‘fuck you’ to any such rules).

Also announced: Water is Wet.

And even if the facility itself passes muster, one key element that is often missing from most health inspections (for various legal and social reasons) is inspection and observation of the EMPLOYEES.

It’s laughably weak and lame to us, the people with more than ten working neurons in our skulls. For her target dedicated audience, however, it hit home 100% perfectly. They already think the worst of anyone with brown skin or ‘wearing a funny hat’ they don’t recognize, so this kind of thing is to them the equivalent…

Botox to stop you from sweating? Eugh. I would think that there’d be risk of things like cysts/major acne in areas where the oils as part of your sweating process would be trapped in that area with no proper release. Or simply that if you don’t properly sweat and distribute that excess heat, your body’s ability to…

Okay, so let’s remove ‘modern’ politics from it.

He’s absolutely right that there’s a massive conspiracy to make him look like a total moron. The conspiracists utilize their most tried-and-true weapon: they just let him talk.

I just always want to punch Dr. Sleepyshits right in his paunchy, smug face every time I encounter footage of him. What a total sad joke of a regime...I mean administration. If it was JUST Trump, well we’ve had crappy Presidents with good administrative circles around them before...but damn it, EVERY SINGLE PERSON in…