Aw c’mon, you’re really gonna go on that long about Darkman and you barely mention Larry Drake’s Durant, and you just give one sentence to the finger chopping scene when it really does have one of the best indolently-evil line deliveries for a scene finish ever (“...and three: I have seven more points.”)?

Larry Drake…

What a shock: a racist, ignorant, diplomatically-inept Resident in Chief is ruining attempts to better stabilize various violence-torn regions and adds in some on-the-record verbal abuse and disdain for them to boot.

Impeachment cannot come fast enough.

“The Mummy-That-Bad-Man-Touched-My-Back-Hole”

Fair argument, though I also have some suspicion that for all his fantasy thinking, this guy at his core is full of shit and therefore doesn’t quite have the real convictions of his fantasy. Give him real world consequences in a moment and I think he’d drop the dime in a New York minute. So far he’s only received…

So here’s the thing:

Fenn claims that his treasure is accessible because he claims he himself, an eighty-something-year-old man with illness, hid it personally so therefore it must be accessible. Yet he’s also the one who released the ‘poem’ supposedly full of all the ‘clues’ that have led astray all these gullible…

You don’t seem to be asking for representation to appear for trans, non-binary, asexual, Latinx...just queer POC. I get the gist of your article and you raise some fine points. But your intersectionality seems to be rather narrow to just your personal representation you see ‘missing.’

Are you suggesting that it isn’t…

I’d see two approaches to making a film from the game.

One is pretty straightforward: do a classic formula “the game exists in the world of the movie and somehow comes to life/invades the real world.” There. No big deal, but maybe the writers could get a little silly/creative with it...like suggest there’s a couple of…

So would it have been critically or even peripherally necessary to the overall plot of the movie, or the advancement of the plot?

This was the most exhaustive list you could provide? You seem to be missing at least a couple other phrases...some of which might be a bit dated but are still steeped in racist/culturally bigoted origins. How about:

“Get it done in jig time” or “dance a jig”: the actual term ‘jig’ has origins going back to French and…

Remember folks: timeline is so important to establishing credibility of a sexual assault claim. Obviously if you’re a woman who’s been assaulted in any way or made uncomfortable in the workplace, it’s vitally important and totally your responsibility to file the proper Zed-X-69 “Notice of Dissatisfactory Performance…

That’s hardly a flying car. It’s a paraglider dune buggy.

And I propose that after this its name should be Itty Bitty Oh-Shit Bang!

“Dissecting” this date sounds like performing an autopsy to determine a cause of death for an explosion victim.

I remembered watching that documentary that was made about the E.T. excavation and it went into the background of Atari at that time, and of course they made mention of the hot-tub, the little cartoons scrawled on workplace bulletin boards, the lax dress codes and parties. They also mentioned how it effectively ruined…

Welcome to Photoshop circa 2001.

I grew up listening to APHC because much of my family did. And he did have a good and ironic sense of humor twined into the work. There were real sharp glints of satire and a very wry and acidic glance at Midwestern America as exaggerated through the lens of the “Minnesota Lutheran” community of Lake Wobegon. My…

(Golf clap) Keep going

EMS: DR

TPS:DR

I say we treat this fairly...a number of people will holler that it shouldn’t be taken down, that Allen shouldn’t be mistreated over his art for his personal life, blah-blah-blah...let’s solve this intellectually...

...we won’t destroy the statue...we’ll simply swap it out for another one...

So what you’re really saying is that for years too many DMs have been lazy and just thrown PCs into goblin fights when they lack anything better to do, can’t think of anything better, or need a short bathroom and Funyuns break?

If you’re a good DM, there’s zero excuse for anything in a D&D game to be dull, repetitive,…