First they came for r/StarTrek, and I did not speak out—because I was not subscribed to r/StarTrek...

Imagine that, a bunch of man babies melting down. Fucking beta cucks.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

Pence wise and pound foolish.

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

One time I opened the mail of an ex roommate who had moved and never came to pick up mail because it contained a free sample of chocolate and I am NOT SORRY.

The Rant Is Too Damn High

OK I read that wrong. I thought he was going to be the one with coffee in one hand and a danish in the other. Now THAT would have been something.

This is his first honest answer! I'm coming around on this guy!

Dear God.

Little known fact is he is always intoxicated

my tip for a successful boombox: before drilling, see that the ammo can is empty!

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Seriously, this just blew my mind.

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

then you’ve got yourself a nifty new necklace, bud

Unfortunately for us, it’s not your tongue

I have an appendage that does the same thing, usually at the most inopportune times.