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Sad.

Those seem alright, but where’s Naughty Nurse or Sexy Librarian?

Even my friends and I’s group chat...

My prayers are with you, you poor thing. :o]

I’m an eastcoaster and I, too, find the shell to be merely a li’l serving bowl for scooping out the delicious contents with a spoon, directly into my grinning pie-hole.

JEEZUZ FUKKIN KRIST...how many gay-men-who-don’t-valorize-femme-women-who-eventually-go-straight-and now beat up-on-dykes.

ANYONE! My sister accompanied my 60+ year-old parents on their first flight about 10 years ago, and she asked for wings from the attendant, who cheerfully gave them, along with a CERTIFICATE (“suitable for framing”)! The attendant got a chuckle because it was such an odd request.

In my family we would have, at least, all laughed at someone falling off our campaign stage.

Oh my! That made me laugh much more than anything imaginable for a Monday afternoon.