That has gone through my head but in an odd twist, he makes the most delicious grilled cheese sandwiches ever. He’s like an idiot savant!!!

I’m ridiculously jealous. My new husband is amazing - sweet, funny, supportive. But he hates cheese. It is his only flaw. I believe he might be a demon.

You are quite ludicrous. The declawing was done 15 years ago by a vet. Certainly not an illegal action. She is a housecat and always has been so there is most definitely no climbing of trees. I’m not altogether certain how you decided that we were getting rid of my husband’s two cats with claws, but that is not the…

Gussie is most definitely useless. She is currently sacked out in the very middle of the couch, on her back with paws in the air. Like she’s the Queen of Sheba. Spoiled!

Sure, an animal is better off abandoned or euthanized than with someone who - though they may have declawed a cat - makes sure the animal is well cared for, loved an absurd amount and spoiled. Your logic is astounding.

I admire those Egyptians getting cats to work. I told Gus that she could either kick in towards household expenses or start throwing a load of laundry in the washer every few days. She has yet to do either.

My girl is 15 so she’s so chill she has even let me give her a bath a few months ago. She’d probably let me take her on a boat. Not that I would take her on a day trip. I get nervous just taking her in the car. All these people texting and driving.

HA!! Yes she’s in horrible pain :D

I now live with 2 cats with claws. They’ve ruined more than a sofa. When I moved in they had not only demolished my husband’s sofa but two chairs, carpet in two rooms, door frames and a few kitchen cabinets (the male likes to stretch on them and has gouged the wood beyond repair).

She was declawed when she was around 6 months old. She’s always been a housecat so it isn’t a huge deal for her. The only time she’s been out was when I took her for walks along the river in her pink pet stroller. I wish I could say I was embarrassed to have done this but NAH. She loved it :D

I believe that would be the kind of soulless asshole that casually acquire and discard animals.

I so wish she looked that sweet, but she is much more deadpan. I adore her :D

Huh. I mean ... maybe? I’m not sure. My ex’s grandfather had a relatively large boat and one could have feasibly lived on the thing with a cat. Or perhaps I should say, had I lived on it, Gussie would have been there too.

Wait. Is this weird? Because if I was sailing with Gussie Katt and shit started to go down, I would grab her and my purse and haul ass to safety in a flash.

Huh. I have often felt that the registry wasn’t a sound option since not everyone on there was actually a sexual threat to children. But let’s not forget - this guy DID in fact rape a 14 year old girl. So yes, he should absolutely be on the registry whether he will ever do it again or not. Want to know why I say this?…

Stabilo Point 88 - 30 color wallet. I am one of those people that lie to color-code activities and lists and these pens are by far the most amazing I have ever used. They are a pen/marker hybrid, VERY richly pigmented and fine tipped. You can leave the top off for hours and they don’t dry out. I’ve recommended them to…

Stabilo Point 88 - 30 color wallet. I am one of those people that lie to color-code activities and lists and these…

JEALOUSY!

I was rapturously lost in the baby Nicholas christening article. Madeline’s Valentino was to effin die for!

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I sincerely can’t think of one I wouldn’t sleep with if given the chance.