The Love Machine!!! Robin Stone!!! Love it!

Every summer while lazing around the pool, I reread all my trashy novels. Such a perfect way to spend an afternoon. I also looooove Eric Segal's Doctors if you haven't partaken yet.

Damn :( I remember stealing my mom's copy to read. I found it so confusing and naughty.

FUCK YES.

I think I'd like to swap out Scruples for Princess Daisy, and The Two Mrs. Grenvilles and just call it "Magnificent Trash Trifecta."

oh my fuck YEAH. Always and forever Oliver Reed. Even if he just wanted to mutter filth to me in that voice.

Is there anywhere local to watch matches? In Harrisburg (where I just moved from) we had several bars that showed them. Am I going to have to travel back there or to Baltimore?

I actually never realized how much he looked like Voldemort. Now I can't unsee it.

Wait ... what?? There is another EPL supporter in York??? Say it ain't so!

This is so completely unfortunate. She is a gorgeous woman with a lovely body and this dress makes her look so lunky.

Normally I am not a fan of pants at award shows but Emma can do no wrong in my eyes. She's adorable and chic at the same time.

This dress is making my tongue sweat with WANT

I'm stupid excited for this. After all, I thought Maleficent was great.

I may even have one particularly fetching one rattling about my jewelry box ;)

oh man. I rocked every one of those looks. Including the Y necklaces!

Thank you!!!!

What happened last year? I got fired. What am I doing with the rest of my life? Getting married since my boyfriend proposed a few hours ago :D

Gah!!! He looks like he should be in that Polar Express movie.

Normally I would not go off topic but how often do I have the chance to discuss historical romances on here??

Ehhhhh. Screw this. I loved season 2 AND "It Takes Two."