Met a guy on OKCupid and when I had a business trip near where he lived, we agreed to meet at my hotel and have dinner. First, the guy was 45 minutes late. Strike one. Next he was rude to our server. Strike two. Then he proceeded to spend the entire meal telling me about how much his house/car/watch cost. How a…

SUCCESS!! :D

Listen, we are talking Delaware here. DELAWARE. Delaware needs all the help it can get in the drama department.

Even as a woman of the world and knowing that size when soft is by no means an accurate indicator of size when hard ... that is one nicely sized dick.

Sweet Jesus, yes. Please.

There are few things on earth as wonderful as The Men of Football. So lean and sexy.

Enjoy the Beautiful Juan looking suave

The more the merrier!!! I'd be happy to catch you up. How long have you been out of the game???

Listen, there is no judgment here. Beautiful men make us to questionable things sometimes.

I shall accept the delicious Alonso and return a naked, muddy Bocanegra

I would love a friend to talk about football and hot footballers!!

I pray that this is what happens in the dressing rooms. Especially Juan Mata. Every month I google "Juan Mata nude." Nothing yet but I remain hopeful.

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Would I be allowed to do that?? I mean he is full on naked pulling his dong.

I am going to suggest you find the gif because watching the BOING! when it springs back after being pulled out is .... something.

Have you seen the gif of Giroud playing with himself in the dressing room???

*happy sigh*

I have used both match and OKCupid and I have to say that OKC was much, MUCH better. I got on match thinking that there would be more people on there looking for a relationship since it was a pay (and not a cheap!) site. It was absolutely ridiculous how few profiles seemed to be active, and I found the men I did…

I saw these kitties on Saturday!!! So teeny tiny!!! *gurgle!!!*

I am rolling my eyes at their damn laziness.