I am going on record right now: this will now be part of my morning fitness regime. Oh yes .. it will.

Who .. what ...? Was LaBeouf talking about Will Smith's Jaden? And if he was, whose wife was calling him "glass dick"? And why was a kid blowing glass? So much confusion ...

My face upon reading that final sentence

My mother does it all the goddamn time and it is ridiculous. BECAUSE IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE LEMONADE. JUST SUGAR WATER WITH 3 LEMON SLICES,

Thank you, Mark. I feel like less of a pervert now since I am sure you were interested in it for journalistic purposes.

That's probably for the best.

Are there any pictures with the nose?

Damn. I love the way they have special smiles for when they are looking at each other. I am disgustingly jealous of that much love.

He is one of the few actors/actresses that I feel would not disappoint IRL!!

That information makes me tremendously happy :D :D :D

I did hear that about white ink, but I was thinking that when/if it does fade maybe I will be brave enough to justs say "fuck it" and get regular ink to redo it :D

He is too frickin' cute and goofy for words. NOTHING is sexier than a good looking man who can truly be a goofball.

Oh my God, I love this man.

Welp. Now I need to head to NYC to get my picture taken with this. Yes, I am one of those people.

I would like your sloppy seconds, thanks.

Frankly, Dallas deserves a man who is not going to look down on her for her love of crystals and "Bump and Grind."

I should also mention that it will be about the size of a quarter :D

I thought about that but I want to be able to see it. So I think I am going to get it on my left wrist in white ink. Since it is a symbol, it should just look like a scar if it is out. :D

I put it down to George and Dallas breaking up, which just allowed the New York venom to back up. Dallas may be a silly woman, but she also a kind and joyful person. Christ knows that those two need someone like that in their lives.

I totally, TOTALLY agree with you. I also want to get something highly personal as a tattoo and am uninterested in explaining it to people. It is for no one but me.