I used to really love Suburgatory, but both George and Tessa have gotten so awful and unlikeable this season that I'm not so sad to see them go. Guess I should start catching up on Trophy Wife now ...

I believe they are there to remind you how much you SHOULDN'T be eating.

At an all-you-can-eat crab place in Hilton Head, I once made my mister sit with me for three hours while I beat the 5 month old "ladies most pounds eaten" record. He was so proud that evening.

I will give you one MILLION DOLLARS for that shirt.

It is very warm. We should think about removing SHORTS *coughTimRigginscough*

IT'S A TWOFER!!!! Great Gawd Almighty, I am sweating now.

I suppose that could be an excuse, but that is all it is. If you are old enough to live on your own you should be willing and able to do simple household tasks, no matter where or with who you are living.

Who are these lazy ass young adults? Just because you are your parents home doesn't mean that you can not only make your own lunch and do your laundry, but you could also get off your ass and do a bit of dusting, making dinner and SHOCKING! maybe do your parents' laundry. Jesus.

JACKPOT.

I would like a GIF of him walking around with those low slung shorts that showed off that delicious V

How utterly shitty for you!

a-fucking-men

If I take all of the makeup I buy in a year with colors that are not quite right, $300 is a mere pittance.

I felt the same way when they came out with 3D phones. It's all magick. Burn all the witches.

Valley of the Dolls is one of the books I re-read every summer. It is the perfect summer book.

Nope! Pennsylvania :D

I would go further and say that teenage boys are downright gross. They are all weird and immature and usually with the burping and farting and dick swinging. And ZERO moves.

If Tammie Taylor was still principal, all would be right with the world.

Why did I have to scroll thiiiiiiiissssssss far down to find a FNL reference? I am scandalized.

And so it came to pass.