Sweet Christ, a Jezebel book club would be awesome.

I'm interested in the fact that you had to point out "many times" that sister fucking didn't need to be included. What state has such a high sister fucking number?

I love book clubs ... I just need to find the right one. Let me tell you how horrid mine was: I chose Valley of the Dolls for my pick once (in July - POOL/BEACH READ) and they all failed to see the magic weirdness of it.

Fifteen to twenty moves is a lot so I get your desire for roots. In my whole life I have maybe moved .. six times? In addition to the cleaning out and organizing, I love labeling boxes with colored stickers (Yes, I am that person) and drawing diagrams of my new lair with all the furniture arranged. Perhaps my dream…

I hate Eat, Pray, Love more than any book ever. I had to read it when I was in a book club of wealthy SAMs who thought it was "ahhhhhhhmazing!"

I actually do like moving. I enjoy cleaning out the debris of my life, organizing things, starting fresh. I fnd it cathartic.

RE: Hamm/Moss rumor.

As an unapologetic Snape lover for seven books, I felt equally vindicated AND emotionally annhilated when Snape died. And then? When they shared his back story? I died. Simply died.

While I appreciate the discussion, you're all wrong. If you get to save only one character you ALWAYS PICK SNAPE.

Of course. They slice the tongue!

Stunning??? ARE YOU MAD???

Adèle Exarchopoulos was stunning in Prada

I believe Lena Dunham is now the owner of the Bjork Crown, which is bestowed upon the person who is the most clueless on the red carpet. (Also in possession of the Sally Kirkland Scepter.)

What the ever loving fuck is she wearing?

This is some TERRIBLE makeup and hair. TERRIBLE.

I actually love the nutty bedazzled fishing net, but this ridiculous looking head band needs to go. It looks like paper.

Do you remember the Friends episode where an old Jewish woman's soul ends up in Phoebe because she wants to see everything? And at Carol and Susan's wedding, Phoebe says (in her old, Jewish lady voice) "Well now I've seen everything" and the soul leaves?

That would be awkward!