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This is what the combined forces of Christina and Tom bring out in me.

That's because you have fully functioning loins :)

The standard of beauty men fantasize about ... and some straight women. Ahem.

I am by no means gay, but I dream of being this woman's lover. If Tom Hardy would join us, I would literally shit myself with joy.

I hate, hate, hate working out, but once I moved it to the morning it felt like my day just clicked into place. I was more alert and focused at work. I ate better throughout the day. I got more accomplished at home after work. And I sleep better at night. I still don't like working out, but my body does thrive on…

Original recipe L&O is like comfort food. When I'm feeling shitty, it relaxes me like nothing other than an old fashioned.

Between the resurgance of Birkenstocks and now this, I am utterly in style. I adore cider. It tastes like sunshine in a bottle and it makes me happy.

This is much more entertaining than the weekly duck videos my friend has been sharing. She doesn't include hers pooping though. That's probably what makes this one better.

lol I know! My boss - who eternally had a stick up his ass - wanted me to throw them out. I refused saying I didn't need the bad juju that would cause. Anyway, they were fun!

I'm an events planner and one of my conferences was at a resort where the Diocese of Pittsburgh or something was there as well. A bunch of priests crashed our party and were really enjoying our open bar. The awkward part was that one of my attendees had dressed up as the pope and had two others as nuns. So we have…

"We had the $240 .."

Well now I don't like you at all. I need The State boxset, even if it is for this one skit alone.

Also, I'm so proud!!

ohhhh yeahhhhh!

How fast could she get down $240 worth of puddin'?

DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR THAT ZOO LINK.

Thank you! I was wondering how one died and then there was a deceased brother as well. I read before the links were fixed :)

Silly rabbit! You'd need to see the actual anus for that to be true!

Assholes. That's who.