This is one of the best reasons I can point to as a reason to keep your friend list at a reasonable number. When you start friending every person you ever met, you end up with a lot of stealth assholes.
This is one of the best reasons I can point to as a reason to keep your friend list at a reasonable number. When you start friending every person you ever met, you end up with a lot of stealth assholes.
So when I had melted chocolate between them it looked like I was a participant in scat porn :D
Thank goodness. I was looking forward to a kitty picture (and had one picked out to share of my old girl), saw nothing and decided my phone was being an asshole.
Cats are the fucking best.
I am absolutely taking that as a compliment. Really I have it because I stressed myself out so much trying to think of a witty name, I finally just said "fuck it. I'll be HolyPoopBalls." Because I am just that much of a lady, god dammit. :)
I KNOW! They aren't a cheap shoe really, but I have more than gotten my money's worth. Especially since I sometimes wear them during the winter as well with wool socks. Shh.
Preach.
I am wearing my 10 years old Birks RIGHT NOW.
Awwww! That is such a sweet offer! But your sons could be MY SONS - if I had had any children, that is :)
Can I be friends with your friend???
My sister!
I'm petite and busty so it ends up being both. Leaning over to be "careful" sometimes means that I just end up plopping them on the plate!
I love powdered donuts myself and always end up looking like I've dunked my head in a vat of cocaine after indulging.
A blessing and a curse. Blessing and a curse.
And no way to be sly about its retrieval. You just gotta rearrange everything and fish around.
And doesn't it get itchy???
Oh i know. So often I look down at my cleavage and think what the hell is THAT?? There's always something lurking in there ..
I once spent 15 minutes talking to a board member at a work function ... and afterwards realized that my left one had been sitting in mashed potatoes and gravy. The left one is so goddamn unruly.
ooph. I was married to that. Horrible 15 years.