Original recipe L&O is like comfort food. When I'm feeling shitty, it relaxes me like nothing other than an old fashioned.

Between the resurgance of Birkenstocks and now this, I am utterly in style. I adore cider. It tastes like sunshine in a bottle and it makes me happy.

This is much more entertaining than the weekly duck videos my friend has been sharing. She doesn't include hers pooping though. That's probably what makes this one better.

lol I know! My boss - who eternally had a stick up his ass - wanted me to throw them out. I refused saying I didn't need the bad juju that would cause. Anyway, they were fun!

I'm an events planner and one of my conferences was at a resort where the Diocese of Pittsburgh or something was there as well. A bunch of priests crashed our party and were really enjoying our open bar. The awkward part was that one of my attendees had dressed up as the pope and had two others as nuns. So we have…

"We had the $240 .."

Well now I don't like you at all. I need The State boxset, even if it is for this one skit alone.

Also, I'm so proud!!

ohhhh yeahhhhh!

How fast could she get down $240 worth of puddin'?

DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR THAT ZOO LINK.

Thank you! I was wondering how one died and then there was a deceased brother as well. I read before the links were fixed :)

Silly rabbit! You'd need to see the actual anus for that to be true!

Assholes. That's who.

This is one of the best reasons I can point to as a reason to keep your friend list at a reasonable number. When you start friending every person you ever met, you end up with a lot of stealth assholes.

So when I had melted chocolate between them it looked like I was a participant in scat porn :D

Thank goodness. I was looking forward to a kitty picture (and had one picked out to share of my old girl), saw nothing and decided my phone was being an asshole.

Cats are the fucking best.

I am absolutely taking that as a compliment. Really I have it because I stressed myself out so much trying to think of a witty name, I finally just said "fuck it. I'll be HolyPoopBalls." Because I am just that much of a lady, god dammit. :)

I KNOW! They aren't a cheap shoe really, but I have more than gotten my money's worth. Especially since I sometimes wear them during the winter as well with wool socks. Shh.