If a couple decides to go into $50,000 of credit card debt for "their" dream wedding, that is really their decision and has little or nothing to do with me.

When I was planning my wedding, we had to have it in early January (don't ask) so I assumed that there would be lots of people who declined due to A) closeness of the holidays; B) possibly shitty weather; C) not wanting to travel (my groom's family was from Philadelphia). And any of those reasons would have been…

It is stories like this that make me glad I am an only child! I doubt I would have had your strength of character to NOT smack her one. Or at least pull her hair :)

I am extremely lucky that all of my family is pretty much within an hour drive from me and would never consider doing a destination wedding or shower (rural PA - they are still holding things in church basements/fire halls :D ) But my friends are another story entirely. I have said no to destination bachelorette…

Isn't the simple answer here to just not go to every wedding you're invited to? I've been invited to destination weddings/showers/parties and it is always really easy: Sorry "X" - I'd love to celebrate with you but I/we just can't afford to do that right now. I hope you have an amazing day - I can't wait to see…

DO NOT EVER THROW SHADE AT BLACK DAHLIA!!! That is one of the most phenomenally whackadoo movies of our time!!!!

Birds suck SO HARD. I'm sure the break up was utterly unrelated to the bird-off.

Ok!! I was shopping at outdoor outlets once, ran into a bathroom. When I came out there were 5 ducks around my car, one was even sitting on my hood. I tried to gently shoo them away but they started snapping at me and beating their wings. Finally someone came out of a store and chased them off with a broom. Fast…

I did not actually get that close to look, but I am going to go with .. no :)

Europe or Times Square. I once saw a fully naked woman get her body painted and no one even looked twice. Too busy trying to locate the Naked Cowboy, I'm sure.

My run-ins are much weirder than that. For example: New Year's Eve, 2012. I was at the store to get groceries. Even though I live in central PA, there were a bunch of seagulls in the parking lot. I get out of my car to go in the store and the flock all start circling and attacking me like I've got soft pretzel…

If they're looking for love they are going about it the wrong way.

I know ... which, if it were possible, would almost make having the bird curse worthwhile.

Well that would be awesome! Which one do you think???

Oh God. They do. Everyone thinks I'm exaggerating until they are with me when something happens. I've had a parrot in a pet store land on me and beat me with its wings. My friend, who constantly mocked me for the bird thing, was there as well and freaked.

I feel your pain. I've been attacked by geese, ducks, cockatiels, gulls, parrots, pigeons, starlings, parakeets, bluejays and several others. I'm fucking terrified of birds.

Speaking as a person who has spent most of their life being attacked by birds/fowl of all types, all I can say is ... YAY! DEAD DUCK!

I honestly think that is awesome. I love long standing family traditions like that. The continuity from generation to generation warms the cockles of my cold grinch-y heart. It doesn't seem like we really do traditions any longer. We seem to want new all the time now. We've had at least one per generation for I…

Why thank you madam! I keep giggling as well. That may say something about us!!

When I saw Porsha rip it back I was like, "GIRL! YOUR BOOB IS OUT!!" Then no one noticed it and it was just free as a bird as she was scrambling out of the crossfire and I just laughed and laughed and laughed. Then watched it 3 more times.