I sincerely hope that this isn't a tease. I couldn't handle it ...

Indeed it is! :D

I had friends that used a scat mat to keep their cat off the new sofa. Apparently, their Siberian husky decided to climb onto one day, got zapped and promptly shit all over the couch. It was hilarious :D

Where the hell is Scooter? And Fozzie? Sweet Christ, I hate Fozzie.

This article is appearing at a very bad time.

Funyuns are like Doritos for me. I like them once in awhile, in a very limited amount. When I get the yen I find that the .99 bags are the perfect size.

Funny you should mention the chairs because I am seriously considering buying one of them now that they are on sale :D

I've got to say ... I popped into a JCP last year on the recommendation of a friend and thought it was great! The clothes weren't bad at all and reasonably priced and I completely fell in love with the Jonathan Adler Happy Chic home collection. Shit ... I bought a TON of stuff when redoing my apartment. They had an…

Those buttons are disgusting. You could never get a paper-free candy so you ended up with tiny wads of paper in your mouth. And the candy was freaking awful tasting.

A-fucking-men. Funyuns are not an everyday treat, but every so often it is delightful to rip into a bag.

The most wonderful thing about Planter's Cheez Balls was that the container gave you the PERFECT amount of Cheez Balls!!! And they were delicious.

I'm not entirely sure, so I probably shouldn't let them sit on my furniture any longer to be safe.

The weirdest part is that they are convinced that everyone is doing it (which should be a red flag of grossness)

People are the grossest things ever. And here I am feeling guilty if I leave items hung up in the fitting room because there isn't a return rack.

Eyes went right over it

Unless ... it wasn't touching just the outside of her drawers. What if she took off her underwear?????

You know ... I never considered that.

Just the thought of such things gives me the major shivers.

This has always been my precise argument. Like, do you think dressing room folks do a swipe with a moist towlette before returning those to the racks?!?!

SHOCKINGLY, YES. And cite the sanitary strip as the fail safe!!!