If only I had had a camera ...

Oh I'm sure they do want to sleep with me, but it isn't really flattering since I would think that there are probably dozens of women they want to sleep with.

Weirdly I never felt scared, mostly because seeing a man in a cock ring shuffling towards you with his shorts around his ankle is pretty funny.

LET'S SHARE!!

Certainly I expected some filthy messages but I didn't expect SO MANY. I probably get 40-50 a week. If I was a total sexpot I could umderstand but I really am not. All I can figure is that perhaps they think I'm desparate???

I KNOW! Why has such a prize not been snatched right up?!? Sadly that is a mild one lol

Oddly, that is pretty much what my face looks like when reading my messages every morning :)

I know this sounds painfully naive, but I'm depressed by the sheer number of messages I get that are just overtly sexual from the jump. Are there no men on there that want to date???

I think I'll pass. Since I currently have an okcupid profile watching this would just make me more depressed than I already am on the subject of online-dating-men.

Pretty much any bio of Grace talks about all her Hollywood lovers. The man with the wife was Ray Milland, yeah?

The irony of this conversation is that much as I adore Grace Kelly, she actually wasn't that great of an actress. She wasn't horrible, but terribly limited. But she did have that marvelously gorgeous exterior.

ANYWAY! My point is that we are talking about GOOD actresses having to portray a merely so-so one and that…

I adore Grace Kelly but you could not pay me to see this. I am fairly secure in the knowledge that at NO TIME during this movie will I be able to forget that I am watching Nicole Kidman attempt to act like Grace Kelly. She looks and sounds nothing like her. No. Just no.

WOW! That looks shockingly like the gorgeous Bellamy Young (the fabulously coiffed and evil Mellie from Scandal)

God, I fucking hate him.

It is too bad Jude isn't packing much down below AND doesn't shuck the corncob.

To this day I cannot watch anything with Ethan Hawke because all I want to do when I see him is slap the smug right off of his fucking face.

Wait. She was with Clea DuVall? How disappointing. For some reason I've always had an aversion to her. Her features are so harsh and I've never liked her acting.

I thought about spiritually marrying Michael Fassbender at the same time, but I quickly realized that merely the thought of those two together caused much too much excitement.

All may gaze upon the Hardy Handful ... NO TOUCH THOUGH!!!

I spiritually married Tom Hardy 2 years ago, so all you ladies can just back it up.