WOW! That looks shockingly like the gorgeous Bellamy Young (the fabulously coiffed and evil Mellie from Scandal)

God, I fucking hate him.

It is too bad Jude isn't packing much down below AND doesn't shuck the corncob.

To this day I cannot watch anything with Ethan Hawke because all I want to do when I see him is slap the smug right off of his fucking face.

Wait. She was with Clea DuVall? How disappointing. For some reason I've always had an aversion to her. Her features are so harsh and I've never liked her acting.

I thought about spiritually marrying Michael Fassbender at the same time, but I quickly realized that merely the thought of those two together caused much too much excitement.

All may gaze upon the Hardy Handful ... NO TOUCH THOUGH!!!

I spiritually married Tom Hardy 2 years ago, so all you ladies can just back it up.

I rarely get them, but when I do I put microwaved hot compresses on them to draw all the muck to the top and gently squeeze till they explode. I swear to God the release can make me lightheaded with satisfaction. And then I spend some time marveling about how ONE TINY HAIR can cause so much grossness and…

I know I'm wrong - SO VERY WRONG! - for enjoying videos like this but UNGGGGGGHHHHHHH I can actually feel the pressure release when we works one out. I wish I had some ingrown hairs I could pluck out. I'll just need to go biore strip my nose ..

I know I'm wrong - SO VERY WRONG! - for enjoying videos like this but UNGGGGGGHHHHHHH I can actually feel the pressure release when we works one out. I wish I had some ingrown hairs I could pluck out. I'll just need to go biore strip my nose ..

We have the non-geek thing in common as well :)

This video was directly responsible for my ill-fated foray into purple eyeshadow. I never blamed Whitney though. Just my own stupidness for even thinking I could copy La Houston.

After seeing this video I wanted to be her. SO. BAD.

Simply because I don't recall a man ever announcing to me that they were a geek. They are more apt to classify themselves as "nice guys." If it makes you feel better, I'm suspicious of that as well. :)

My suspicion mostly stems from how apparently every female I meet now self-characterizes as a "geek." Being a geek is just the thing now.

I bought the box set. Some of the best money I ever spent on a DVD set :)

There is never a time when Schoolhouse Rock is not pertinent to a discussion.

Ever since the sorority girl cunt-punt letter, I only want Michael Shannon to do dramatic readings. I'm so spoiled.

Oh I fear that the option of having a little Lily or Charlotte is past me at this point, but both names were on the short list at one point :D