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I am immediately suspicious of any woman that calls herself a "geek."

I've always loved both Lily and Charlotte. Unfortunately, I think they are both "popular" names now.

Every time I see "Versace," I hear Nomi Malone from Showgirls pronouncing it wrong.

I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!! FIE!

No, no, no!!! Do not apologize! Because if there is no current Leather Weapon series, I am TM'ing it right now :D :D :D

I know "Leather Weapon 2" is a typo but oh my lord, but that has to be a porno, right? They couldn't have missed that opportunity for all these years, RIGHT???

Is this really a big deal? I have a reputation of deleting people all the time and I never give it two thoughts. I've had people ask me why I've done it too and I am always pretty open about it.

You just do it.

Awww, I'm sorry. It's always sad when a relationship ends, even when it's for the best. If I had any idea how I was lucky enough to find him, I'd be happy to share the secret!!

Awww, I'm sorry. It's always sad when a relationship ends, even when it's for the best. If I had any idea how I was lucky enough to find him, I'd be happy to share the secret!!

Awww, I'm sorry. It's always sad when a relationship ends, even when it's for the best. If I had any idea how I was lucky enough to find him, I'd be happy to share the secret!!

Awww, I'm sorry. It's always sad when a relationship ends, even when it's for the best. If I had any idea how I was lucky enough to find him, I'd be happy to share the secret!!

Oh that is a good man. A good, good man.

I am always left stunned when a man older than 26 fails to realize how grossed out women can be about dirty homes.

I am sure that part of it is that it is just his personality, but also he went to a military school and spent time in the Army. I have noticed that a lot of ex-military like things just so. Although his house isn't perfect, I love not wondering how long ago it was that he changed his sheets or being grossed out by a

He is just a very serious person. When I was younger, I would have looked at him and thought "BORING," but now I appreciate how hard it is to find someone like this.

P.S. He also knows the importance of wearing a well-tailored suit and has a veritable rainbow of shirts and ties. No nonsense about wearing girly colors.

I used to be married to a lovely guy who loved me terribly but was destined to always be a "boy" who needed me to take care of him and make his life manageable. Now I am with a man who's most attractive quality is that he is a MAN. He's responsible and stable. He does his laundry and cleans and cooks and pays his

I am claiming all of these gowns for my own personal use.

I call bullshit on Vogue styling her in a way that is her. I've never seen her looking like anything other than hot, buttered ass. She looked acceptable in the magazine.