I call bullshit on Vogue styling her in a way that is her. I've never seen her looking like anything other than hot, buttered ass. She looked acceptable in the magazine.

I don't care what this article is about. I just know it is my favorite because you used my absolutely favorite clip from one of my favorite movies. Thank you!

I am continually amazed that men don't understand the fucking hotness that is Prince. He is the personification of sex.

Exactly. She was an encouraged to be a dick. In our short acquaintance I ended up being a dick right back to her. This did not make me proud as she was 4 years old when her uncle and I separated. But still.

I am sorry. So, so sorry. But thank you for understanding how disgusting it was to be around her. The licking was one thing, but her shitty behavior was the cherry on the cake. She was the type of child that if you were watching her, you literally had to be watching her the entire time. Not because she was into…

I have often said that everyone in the world knows how most people can lose weight (I will not include those with medical issues/medications that cause weight gain)
* You eat a sensible diet rich in lean proteins, fruits and vegetables
* You exercise
* Get enough sleep
* Watch your portions

The problem is that this…

A former friend of mine went on the non-prescription diet form of this. I believe she ate 2 apples a day and said she felt AMAZING. I pointed out to her that sure, she would lose weight on this crazy ass diet but it was hardly a sustainable lifestyle. She got pissed at me for not being supportive, went on it and…

I feel the need to share a most disturbing story. Back when I was hitched, I had the most detestable little niece. Now even though I have never wanted to be a mommy, I generally like kids and have no issue with them. This little snot however ... she was just horrid. Spoiled, mouthy, rude - you name it. But the…

GIVE ALL THE BABY GOATS TO ME IMMEDIATELY.

I've got two zip-up footy PJs - one is cheetah print and the other is a giant sock monkey. I live in these from November - March. And I don't. Fucking. Care.

WHAT THE EVER-LOVIN' FUCK. I've used this twice after condom breakages and ... HOLY SHIT.

Well shit. I only ever find dead horseshoe crabs and broken shells :(

Do not attempt to bogart all the footballers. I love them (and the sport) because I have impeccable taste.

Yes, yes .. the possible eruption of scariness is what I find most intriguing. And his thighs. Of course.

Footballers are my kryptonite.

And of course now I need the story of how you met him.

I have a weakness for men with salt and pepper hair/beards. And I am pretty sure he is the type of man who would be rough in bed, possibly with some slaps on the ass. I mean look at that picture - he's seductively kissing his fist.