I know this might be a little controversial but ..

I would also buy a bottle or two.

He's selling something? I didn't notice anything being sold unless it was Xabi sweat.

Sheva my love, come to me:

Should we just call this "Scorching Footballers" and start adding them wily-nilly?

Why, hello. One other Fernando ...

I know he was actually a misogynistic, alcoholic asshole, but good God those eyes and that voice. Give me more.

Good God Almighty I cannot take such deliciousness before noon. I will just add my own little photos to this tasty mix ...

That, my friend, is the manly Oliver Reed.

Karl Urban. Be still my loins.

Taking away Levine's personality, he is indeed pleasant to look at but the title of Sexiest Man Alive belongs to my spiritual husband ....

For your consideration

WHO IS IN THIS PICTURE?? It won't load on my computer and since I recognize your name as the commentor who put up pictures of Pep in that Frat Bro Fashion story, I figure there is a better than average chance that this might be a hot footballer ...

I have not been this excited for a Lifetime movie since I found a site that allowed me to watch "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?"

Well yes to the distant cousins thing, but that doesn't really apply here. The parents were half brother and sister (though they THOUGHT they were uncle and niece) and Cathy and Chris are full-on brother and sister.

SWEET JESUS. WHEN WILL JANUARY BE HERE???

Everything. Keep an eye out for EVERYTHING.

IKEA is insane in regards to the number of things you discover there that you never, ever imagined you needed.

JOSE HERE TOO?!?!

Oh Pep, Pep .. You've been on my I'd-Hit-That-List for years ....