What the hell is wrong with all of you Pennsylvanians?? Our state food rep should have been the goddamn whoopie pie!! Jesus Christ people! THINK!!!

Count me as a Black Friday shopper as well. Though both my mother and I usually have our Christmas shopping about 90% done by Thanksgiving, the Black Friday shopping is just spending a day together, searching for deals, laughing at the lunacy some people engage in and buying crap for ourselves. It has become a nice…

Like hell I'd give up morning sex or sex for a year just to keep drinking coffee. Coffee would be gone in a nanosecond.

Huh. And here I was thinking that I wanted to eat them because they look like a human cream puff ...

HA! My best friend thought she was being very original when naming her daughters. Their names? Isabella and Sophia :)

I'm not even going to lie: For me it comes down to cold, hard cash.

I had to make some harsh decisions a few years ago with what was *necessary* in life (rent, food, electric, a (crappy) car) and what was a *want* (cable, gym, expensive cell plan). After years of getting dicked around by AT&T, I decided to go with a…

(Cue Montgomery Burns hand rub) Ehhhhhhhhhhhxcellent.

I would love to extract my few blackheads but I have no idea how to go about doing it. Any tips out there??

This is literally (and I do mean literally) the greatest thing that has come into my life in at least a month. I am so happy right now.

I assumed it was True Blood again when they mentioned "Hot Vampire." And the lady in question had long, lovely red hair like Jessica and the guy had a Jason Stackhouse-y quality in the final shot.

I feel ya. I watch these and wonder why my life is so terribly dull compared to the lives of others. And why do I not take more trips.

I have avoided reading this book because, while I have no problem with the subject matter, I DO have an issue with wasting my time reading shitty books.

I am more angry than I can express that I now have to go see this (sure to be) shitty movie because there is a chance that I may see Charlie Hunnam naked. Fuck.

Damn. Scarlett does Jersey girl excellently. I am looking forward to seeing this.

As a person who only really retains information when I write it down, this system looks BRILLIANT! I will be going out directly to purchase a new Moleskin notebook (any excuse to do that is great for me ...)

THANK YOU! I dated a Brit for a year and ADORED his foreskin. There was so much more that could be done with an uncircumcised penis. I never worried about the cleanliness issue because that is just ridiculous. Men who shower tend to clean all their equipment regardless of whether or not there is a little extra…

Good lord I had the exact same reaction. I actually got panicky.

Now I love Ian more than Pepperidge Farm Double Chocolate Milanos, but if he even allows the IDEA of Fassbender to flit through his adorably rumpled head again I will be forced to cut a bitch.

You have been warned.

NO. NO YOU ASSHOLES WILL NOT APPROPRIATE THE TITLE OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES FOR SUCH GROSSNESS.

No Wheelers? No rows and rows of disembodied heads? Perhaps I could click ...