I am so terrified of this movie to this day that i cant even click play on this. No. No sir. i don't need the nightmares. Someone braver than me .. is it horrible??

Where the hell is my credit card ...

Last week, I had a first date with a guy that was the most horrifying of my life. The guy's face actually fell when I walked into the coffee shop (yes, it was a dating site date). In fact he was so grossed out by me he couldn't bring himself to buy me a cup of coffee. Obviously I have been feeling shitty.

I will listen to NO PERSON bust on Milanos. God day, sir! I SAID GOOD DAY!

No no no ... The premier storyline for Days of Our Lives was the "Marlena Is Possessed By the Devil." Hands down the most fantabulously bizarre storyline of all time.

Not so shockingly, I was immune to Torres' charms when he played for Liverpoop. Now I am firmly on the Nando Appreciation train ... with or without goals.

No need to apologize. If we were all being honest, we would admit to thinking it once or twice. Possibly eight times.

Awww .. all this JM/Gunne Sax talk is making me nostalgic for my sweet Jr. Prom gown. Like I could get my much fatter ass into it .. :D

Since I proposed to all my single male friends on Leap Day, I thought it would disrespecful to my 4 fiances if I proposed to anyone on National Proposal Day.

You can go back as many years as you want, so confess away!

SQUEEEEEEEEEE! He is right down the road from me!! I was going to go possum-nap him this weekend!!!

Best piece of advice I ever got was from my father the day after I graduated from college. He told me that everyone has to work, that's the way that life is. Very lucky people love their jobs but most people just tolerate their work and make sure that their life outside of work is everything they want it to be.

I'd love to know what schools women who had a decent same sex college experience, because I am a graduate of an all women college and it was pretty frickin' miserable.

The first one that popped up for me ...

Crevice. Nothing good ever came out of a crevice.

WONDERFUL!!! Bitty was my first thought as well!!! :D :D :D

Since I have an incredibly high threshold for personal embarrassment I have never had an issue in sex shops. In fact the only person on earth who can cause me to get embarrassed is my mother, so of course this story focuses on her.

He is my second favorite. First will always be Henri ...

I live in a VERY small city and we have one small independent theater that gets all the foreign and arty movies. I might have to wait a few weeks longer to see something, but they always eventually get it. AND the cost is $6 matinee, $7.50 evening. Booyah.

Oh wow ... Virginia Slims. They used to put out a Virgina Slims Book of Days every year with a different ad each week and I LOVED to get that and imagine that when I grew up I would be fabulously glamorous like the Virginia Slims women and wear beautiful clothes. Sadly, my dream has never been realized.