Wait ... it can't be based on Amy and still be called "elegant." A lamp based on Amy should be staggering around barefoot, forgeting lyrics and having breakdowns on stage.

Kill Craig, fuck Damon, marry Clooney because I think Clooney might possibly be the coolest man in the world. He just seems like he would be a joy to be around for the long haul.

I know I did. I said that the bracket was ridiculous since the worst Christmas songs always would come down to these two offerings, and that it was a question of which you found more offensive: redneck, novelty song or overly religious, manipulative dreck. But I am POSITIVE that I am not the only person who foresaw…

I absolutely adore Emma Stone, but I refuse to see this movie now since they made that adorable redhead a BLONDE. And yes, yes I realize Gwen Stacey has blonde hair - DETAILS.

You are, in fact, right. And it only took me approximately 36 years to figure that one out myself.

Ridiculous. You don't need a whole bracket system for this. It is simply "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" vs. "Christmas Shoes" and then it is just a matter of which you can't stand more: a retarded, redneck novelty tune or overwrought, twangy, offensive religious dreck. For me it is "Christmas Shoes" every…

You speak to me. I already have an extensive badger-phernalia collection. May I recommend etsy.com for items?

I might make the exact same noises when eating corn on the cob.

God damn I love Bea Arthur. That woman was a national fucking treasure.

What the hell ... Did I miss something?? Michael Ballack isn't gay. Nor did he play in the last World Cup. NOR IS HE EVEN ON THE SQUAD ANY LONGER.

Hearted for that.

I would be delightfully happy is all of these shits were charged with something, but I think I read that that law is not in PA (a complete travesty if that info is correct).

The folks supporting Paterno are correct - this man is not the one responsible for molesting children. That lays at Sandusky's doorstep alone. But, sorry, Paterno is culpable to some extent. I did read the full Grand Jury report. He was told that there had been inappropriate behavior between Sandusky and a small…

Just last month, I had my annual review after a very tough year. Right before I went in I realized that SURPRISE! I got my period a week early and had bled through my pants. That made the whole procedure soooooo comfortable.

Please please please ... put the Jennifer lesbian story back in. Please. But you may leave in Neely's "Boobies, boobies, boobies!" line. Thank you.

Those crazy-ass Germans! Since when is "crap" a genital?

But nothing beats the sweet, sweet odor of chapstick for me. Heavenly!

Carmex? Is no one still using the O.G. black tube Chapstick? I own approximately 20 tubes, and they can be found in all my coat pockets, purses, my desk drawer and a few extras in my bathroom. In case someone has a C.S. emergency.

I should not have watched this. Live .. ever. I know where you can buy hedgehogs cheap and this makes me want to race to a car and start driving.

Good God Almighty, I love me some football men ....