This is literally (and I do mean literally) the greatest thing that has come into my life in at least a month. I am so happy right now.

I assumed it was True Blood again when they mentioned "Hot Vampire." And the lady in question had long, lovely red hair like Jessica and the guy had a Jason Stackhouse-y quality in the final shot.

I feel ya. I watch these and wonder why my life is so terribly dull compared to the lives of others. And why do I not take more trips.

I have avoided reading this book because, while I have no problem with the subject matter, I DO have an issue with wasting my time reading shitty books.

I am more angry than I can express that I now have to go see this (sure to be) shitty movie because there is a chance that I may see Charlie Hunnam naked. Fuck.

Damn. Scarlett does Jersey girl excellently. I am looking forward to seeing this.

As a person who only really retains information when I write it down, this system looks BRILLIANT! I will be going out directly to purchase a new Moleskin notebook (any excuse to do that is great for me ...)

THANK YOU! I dated a Brit for a year and ADORED his foreskin. There was so much more that could be done with an uncircumcised penis. I never worried about the cleanliness issue because that is just ridiculous. Men who shower tend to clean all their equipment regardless of whether or not there is a little extra…

Good lord I had the exact same reaction. I actually got panicky.

Now I love Ian more than Pepperidge Farm Double Chocolate Milanos, but if he even allows the IDEA of Fassbender to flit through his adorably rumpled head again I will be forced to cut a bitch.

You have been warned.

NO. NO YOU ASSHOLES WILL NOT APPROPRIATE THE TITLE OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES FOR SUCH GROSSNESS.

No Wheelers? No rows and rows of disembodied heads? Perhaps I could click ...

I am so terrified of this movie to this day that i cant even click play on this. No. No sir. i don't need the nightmares. Someone braver than me .. is it horrible??

Where the hell is my credit card ...

Last week, I had a first date with a guy that was the most horrifying of my life. The guy's face actually fell when I walked into the coffee shop (yes, it was a dating site date). In fact he was so grossed out by me he couldn't bring himself to buy me a cup of coffee. Obviously I have been feeling shitty.

I will listen to NO PERSON bust on Milanos. God day, sir! I SAID GOOD DAY!

No no no ... The premier storyline for Days of Our Lives was the "Marlena Is Possessed By the Devil." Hands down the most fantabulously bizarre storyline of all time.

Not so shockingly, I was immune to Torres' charms when he played for Liverpoop. Now I am firmly on the Nando Appreciation train ... with or without goals.

No need to apologize. If we were all being honest, we would admit to thinking it once or twice. Possibly eight times.

Awww .. all this JM/Gunne Sax talk is making me nostalgic for my sweet Jr. Prom gown. Like I could get my much fatter ass into it .. :D