“wait! We are both gay?”

The city of Milwaukee has offered the NBA $14,000 if they can find a way for all of this to “just go away.”

They fucked up by not naming it Olga Korbot

This guy has been in at least one fist fight over if Hooters or Buffalo Wild Wings has the better wings.

“so, my email address is hashtag I don’t care, okay.

Andre's just pissed his old ass couldn't jump higher than Marc Cohn's ten feet off of Beale

The search for “fresh bodies” didn’t pan out

“It missed the zone by 5.23 inches”

ha!

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

Binders full of guys?

This pisses me off. I just donated to his wife's laser vaginal rejuvenation GoFundMe

I like the thought of outraged Dolphins fans taking to the streets and burning arguably the coolest 90's Starter jackets.

Wow. You would think fucking cities\countries would be enough!

He didn't outlast Dwight Howard's jar of farts he's been collecting. That made the trip back to LA with him.

“I wore my croissant hat for this?”

Meanwhile, Connie Chung successfully filed to trademark “Taco Tuesdays with Maury.” That’s the only day of the week Maury eats pussy.

Coach Kobe: Oh you’ll be doing the mamba alright.