you got all of that from my joke?
It was a 25-inch tapeworm
“It’s not aiding, at all,” Hill said.
if this gets approved, we might finally get that pee tape we have been asking for!
“On behalf of the entire crew, it has been a pleasure serving you today and we are looking forward to see you in one of our future flights. We do realize that you have a choice when you fly, and we thank you for making us number 1.”
When reached for comment, Margaret Court didn’t condone the attack on the bananas, but she did say “women tennis players are a bunch of lesbians.”
This is absolutely wonderful.
God I am glad I checked the comments. I was about to say the same thing. Verbatim.
just fuck already
So how would an OSHA training video address me, a dissenting American, when it came time to lift the cooler for a Gatorade shower? I’m sure they would tell me to lift with my knees and not with my back, but I need my knees to kneel for the anthem.
Great piece. Thanks!
Footprints in The Sand by Hollow Log
Who would have ever thought these weren’t the most annoying people Vegas has to offer?
nice shit reference. Well done.
I feel like James Harden is basketball’s version of Compubox’s Floyd Mayweather.
Plus its not like the cougar came into a town or something