With the lack of punctuation and the misspelling of “orgasm,” Tyrus was clearly typing with one hand.

$989k is a lot of money for a house without an en-garden

More proof you can’t beat Father Time’s time

done!

Big deal. Who hasn't slapped their niece?

Ok, so just hear me out.....

homie has that bellhop posture.

So does Hogan ever break kaykaykayfabe?

It should just read Holeazo!

That guy looks like he has favorite bisquits and gravy restaurant

Somewhere Tom Thibodeau is trying to find his erection so he can play with it

It was a giveaway when Irving said “Hi I am Mikey, long time listener, second year Celtic”

Applebee’s: Come To Where Office Workers Go To Cheer Up Janet In Accounting

All of her written answers were consistent with the ones she recorded in November except for the domicile question, which she changed to “Yes=D”.

The pride shirts are better than the UFC’s WE ARE ALL JEW-JITSU passover shirts.

There’s no obvious reason why West should receive this award at this particular time

I loved this thing so much

I bet Johnson caught whatever his daughter had. If you zoom in on the cell phone from game one, it says "your daughter shit her pants" 

Fun fact about Nipsey Russell:

“Where are their parents? Seriously!” -R Kelly