He’s no Dr. Dr’eh.

and I’m still holding Savage Garden culpable.

Great, now watch him get released early for good behavior.

“walks on, walks off, walks on, walks off”

Kyrie seems like the kind of guy that would constantly tell me that I don’t truly truly truly understand Mos Def

I’ve always admired this Rub N’ Tug billboard because that thumb’s up looks a lot like a happy ending.

I think the NFL calls the massage parlors “Rush and Tugs”

I wish my kids looked at me the way Thomas's does after being out of work for 11 months

This part is such shit...

Whatever.  Their roller grill is fucking legit.

I ask you instead to think about how unbelievably corny this is.

I read each “dog” in the style of the Beastie Boys’ “Girls”

Let this be a lesson...never try to check your own Golden ProState

“Let’s do this thing!” -Matt Lauer

Simmons: So when did you know Cookie was the girl for you?

When asked what effect this would have on his Big 3 team, co-captain Glen Davis said, “Look, obviously Corey is going to be away for awhile and we all have to step up. If that means working harder at our 6-pointers, or making sure we capitalize on our free throws from the aligator pit or making sure that no one steps…

“So do we”- the rest of the NBA

Anyone who Oxycondones this bullshit is Dilaudid

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.