Damn, I’m sorry to hear that. Good luck with everything!

since late last week ;)

That shove under the car was brutal

welcome back

That’s exactly how Joan Rivers died

Uh, I didn’t see it anywhere.  My apologies for having the same thought others did.

That’s the look of a divorced dad who just remembered he promised his kid they’d go to Chuck E Cheese on his next weekend.

I DON’T KNOW, MARGO GURLEY!

Well they do say that a fancy dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s.

so, Kraft single?

“Fuck this guy!" -Dave Loggins

Poor guy couldn’t bert it

Maybe his calls weren’t going through because he doesn’t have AT&T-cells.

Aside from the passage of time, what keeps the Pelicans from trading for Larry Bird or a future all-star Len Bias?

Kanter finished with five points on five shots in nine minutes

They also showed a tweet where LeBron wished Delonte West a “happy father’s day”

This is seriously every high five by every awkward teen on early 90s Nickelodeon game shows.  

How many inches do you think that thing is fully erect?

Had the waitress been 13, the cyclist simply could have said he was doing his Karl Malone impression.