“good splinter splice imo. it’s wood” -Ashley Feinberg (RIP)

My thoughts and prayers go out to the victims in Plankland, Florida.

Fuck that! I am starting a GoFundLi

“But can your hug guru do this?”

Kareem Hunt is looking for a job

hmmm....

seriously!

Albert, you aren’t trying to make the Lakers better.  You’re trying to reboot Grumpy Old Men

Now imagine being Gerry Fleck

I suppose I meant conservative comedians that aren’t Norm MacDonald.  I agree, Norm is great.  But being a conservative isn’t part of his act.

Do any low-level conservative comedians have material that isn’t directly related to being conservative? 

I thought so too, then I checked out his previous comments. His only other comment was “What kinda kitchen has blue flooring?? Crazy” in regards to the article about the female tennis player. So..yeah...

ok

ha.  It’s a joke I heard Gilbert Gottfried tell on an album.

Referee Tony Weeks picks up a hooker. They’re on their way to the motel when she just can’t stop talking about how awesome her vagina is. They get to the room. She takes off her clothes.

he also kinda looks like the member of the Lollipop Guild on the right.

this is good.

The team announced that they still plan on playing in the March Maga-ness tournament, though. 

this is what happens when they ask you to pull forward because they are making fresh fries. 

I’d wager almost everything that TJ Dillashaw used to be one of those guys without a shirt on that stood outside Abercrombie & Fitch passing out the little cards with perfume sprayed on them.