Utah sports radio was abuzz with all kinds of room temperature takes on this this morning. 

“and ordered Mr. Rooney held until sober”

definitely!

also missing: pilot Harrison Ford

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The slipping sound is perfect! Unlike those Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercials, I won’t have to mute this video to masturbate to it.

what are you even talking about? This fits in perfectly with MLK’s famous “I Have a Dreamcatcher” speech.

Holy shit! Even David Carradine wouldn’t be caught dead with that belt on.

Meanwhile, Ronnie Milsap still can’t see, apparently.

I like the fact that you can say Muguruza’s name in a way that conveys “fucking hell” (think: a attractive woman walks by and you mutter “jesus christ” under your breath) or in a way that sounds like a ahooga horn (Moogaroooooooooootha!). She’s my pick to go all the way for that reason alone.

I’m confused. How can you point the finger at Filipinos when you yourself have both a cat and a sautéed German Shepherd at your disposal?

Can you even imagine the amount of Sour Patch Kids residue that was left in the car after that road trip?

I hope he gets nominated for an Ogre at next year’s Academy Awards.

By the way, Ovechkin’s been granting Make a Wishes for bald kids in hospital beds by doing this for years now.

Kokkinakis, Kyrgios, and Tomic

This is far better than that “Win a National Championship Get Free Big Macs” promo.

I thought Michelle McNamara took care of the Golden State monster.

I was going to explain my joke and then I remembered that there’s nothing worse than reading an explanation of a joke.

And then, to add insult to injury, the handsome star of the national champions went ahead and owned us even further!

https://sports.yahoo.com/former-world-series-mvp-john-wetteland-arrested-child-sex-abuse-charge-185639268.html