Kentucky State Police said in an arrest citation that Michael Wells-Rody, 24

Due to the higher profile of this case, Michael Wells-Rody’s attorney has asked that the jury be sequestrian.  

well done!

This is a good joke

What’s better than hitting the Shammgod, the coolest move in basketball?

*Delivery room*

Thursday in federal court West Palm Beach, Fla., Wayne was sentenced to 46 months in prison

Has anyone called that gun-toting girl with the long hair “Repubzel” yet?  If not, let it be known that I came up with that.

Coach K is a legend who will be remembered forever. You, on the other hand, are a whiney bitter bitch that is an ignoramus.

or worse- we find out he’s an Imagine Dragons fan

What a lochmess! Someone could have been kilt. No wonder the Proclaimers wanted to walk the fuck out of there

Just consider it. Deadspin idiots try Barbershop (BarberChopped??) Quartet

I initially thought this article was about the joy of warming up...as in not being cold anymore. I was excited as I find a weird amount of joy in that tiny achievement. I absolutely love waking up and freezing and then reaching for a blanket to be comfortable. I love how you can feel the warmth suddenly fall over you.…

JJ Barea looks like he’d be cast in a movie where he has to tell his pissed off wife “Nah, they are my friends. They are just joking around!” a lot.

This is the funnest team LeBron has ever had.

Big Deal.  Rickey Henderson went as Rickey Henderson.

I don’t know the definitive answer, but I do know that I would give Morgan Hurd every gold medal ever for just wearing prescription glasses out there.

whatever keeps me from having to burn my shoes, man.  I’m a patriot.

BREAKING NEWS: Raiders Sign George Glass

When a reporter told Derrick that Butler was going to be SAT, Rose replied “Oh yeah? Who is going to take his place?”