Sadly for Derrick, his game was one for the history books.

the good news is that this guy was thinking about being a sniper anyway.

Boston 3:16

My kids got wax lips last night and thought they were the coolest things ever. 

What a great premise.

This year I was a proud dad for Halloween.

I Hopi gets his ass kicked.

Look at this fucking guy. The only thing keeping him from being a movie villain is a cat.

He lost and flails his glove at him

But the practice has spread to additional damp parts of the world

Immediately after the game, a representative from the Football Hall of Fame asked the ref if they could enshrine the the only known shoe to ever kick Roger Goodell.

Look at the wrinkles. This guy hid this piece of paper in his glovebox in the event his wife gave him shit about the huge sign he skipped his daughter’s birthday party to make.

I look forward to Gilbert’s letter addressing the fans typed in Tragic Sans

What is it with these Russians and their medaling?

Mandatory?

There are so many commenters that make me laugh daily that I have no desire to meet.

Surely this worthy of a red (state) penalty card.

Big deal, he bought MyPillow

Steph Curry has a brother?

Yeah, sorry