I like that in the course of 36 minutes the guy running the Broncos Twitter account decided to change things up from “to the 🏡” to “to da 🏡”. 

He should try his hand at being a supreme court judge.

I’d rather watch wrestling than any other sport.

Thanks, Sparky!

Dude, I am shocked this got more than two likes.  My only regret is that I didn’t say Ace of Baseball

Boban looks like he would have the line “Yeah, boss, we’ll show them” early in a movie, and then realize exactly how the boss treats him before turning on him by holding the boss comically off the ground.

The scouting reports on Blake say make him go left before having Odysseus drive a stake into his lone eye.

After seeing the cookie, I think I would have been on to their scheme

I’m going to hate him if I learn he is also good at cracking crab legs.

Your life mirrors mine in ways I could never explain to anyone.

I think student athletes should be entitled to weekly compensation in the amount of, but not to be exceeded, the going rate of HP printer cartridge refills.

This is good.

I guess some are....but never to this extent.

god damn typo

Thanks!

Jaylen Brown’s face is uncannily symetrical.

Jesus, the amount of spittle that sounds like it is constantly accumulating in the corners of Reggie Miller’s mouth would make even the most experienced fellatist jealous!

at last!

Still not as big of an asshole as the guys in the “musical” group Stomp.  Fuck them.