Jesús is now on the 3-day disabled list.

She will also be the first active WNBA player to be “hilariously” crop-dusted by Dwight Howard

There’s a lot going on here, and it’s all over stealing signs.

Damn, the game has gotten soft.  Back in my day, a player would take out his frustrations on his road girlfriend.

Still in the grays...damn

Ha!

“Louisville sophomore tight end Kemari Averett was suspended from the team today after being arrested and charged with first-degree wanton endangerment”

I don’t know. She did sing “Gymnasts, Trampolines and Thieves"

True to form, Bono’s statement just showed up on my iPhone without me even wanting it.

To be fair, I always thought it sounded weird when Pres. Obama didn’t go with the correct pronunciation of Afghanistan- especially during speeches or interviews when he mentioned Pakistan. I don’t chalk it up to being anti-American or anything.

Does anyone really need two phones?

Yeah, but just look at this dude representing....the L’ollipop Guild

It appears Wagner’s 4th wife got the sleeves in their divorce settlement.

“He’ll do it too! And all because he thinks your song didn’t belong on a Batman soundtrack.” -Seal

From my understanding, that specimen would mean nothing.

Not me, buddy. My wife was pregnant and put on “pelvic rest.”  That’s a real term.

haha. Have you had a vasectomy? That’s like the last thing you feel like doing.  I even joked “see you tomorrow.”  She told me she hears that a lot.

I have a true semen anecdote.

“I will also remind your father that you are an adult and punishing you should have been off the table years ago.”

“Deadspin Idiots Try Pallbearing”