Thank you! It’s person of color commentator.

I’d like to think that in Antonio Brown’s world throwing a vase from the balcony is how you preform a vasectomy and eliminate any kids. 

“I’m about to cum!”

Jimmy: “Deadline is Friday or else!”

I have it on good authority that Haley quit because she’s strongly considering getting bangs.

“Hmm...replacing the Red with Black? I’m intrigued.” -Dan Snyder

“Yeah, but it’s a dry humping” -Arizona Cardinals

Joke’s on Kerr. His driver, Mike Brown, had already left.

“Max Muncy” sounds like a Denny’s hangover breakfast for kids that couldn’t get into IU or Notre Dame.

I would rather hear the screeching tires of a car hitting a kitten than hear Mumford and Sons.

Love love love this.  Thank you.

The good news- she’s just a 1 handicap.

Shaq read Shareef his Miranda rights when he went into cardiac arrest.

At 37, I'm feeling pretty good about my chances.

I assumed “family friendly changes” meant that the cheerleaders would be prom dates.

“God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve Yzerman!”

Max Scherzer looks like he was born with the face of a dad, and then when he learned he would be a real dad he decided on a baby name that would be comprised of the first name of the first person he struck out and his favorite hot dog from the Roller Grill of the truck stop nearest his alma mater.

I, for one, am glad the Oilers had the decency to pixelate the vagina in that pens-in-asshole picture. It’s as if the vagina is trying to distance itself from the doings of the asshole. The vagina, in this instance, is the Lindsey Graham to the asshole’s Trump. It only causes a stink when it’s the obvious thing to do,…

my son does the same thing when my daughter pushes the up or down button on the hotel’s elevator before he does.

Knowing Thibodeau, he’s likely to just let the situation play out until it tears its ACL.