Dan, this is a service you provide. Thank you!

“Honey, please tell me you aren’t going out of the house dressed like that!”

“Shortcomings?”  Did JJ Barea pull a Louis CK?

Unfortunately, Dixon was informed that African Americans weren’t permitted to draw certain golf courses. 

several sources indicated they did not know why Brown didn’t show up with the rest of his teammates for meetings and film review.

“It seems wild that a team coming off its first playoff appearance in 14 years could be teetering on the brink of an internal collapse,”

Steve Ballmer looks like a marching band dad who helps teardown the set for his 17-year old son’s high school rendition of whatever song was big three years ago. Probably “Uptown Funk.”

lovely.

Yup

Of course

Absolutely wonderful

$450 might not sound like a lot, but how much were you paid the last time you got your feewings hurt?

Thank you!

Really? Where?

Here’s some fan art I did shortly after the election.

Please do not judge me off of the media..they gonna paint me a bad picture every time.

“Fake shoes!" 

“Though I do not agree with the negative parts of the story about my personal life, I need to have better control over my actions to use social media as a way to engage with my fans, rather than use it improperly. Now if you don’t mind, I have wives that need me and it’s Wednesday, which means something came up and I…

Jesus, I bought that hat not knowing it had anything to do with 9/11. I thought it was a celebration of my favorite pill, Xanax.